BREAKING: Stallone Says The Expendables 3 Is PG-13

Fuck.  Not again.

Gentlemen, it’s our sad duty to report that it’s all over.  Stallone has confirmed, in Cannes, that The Expendables 3 will be PG-13.  This is from Total Film folks, so you can take it to the bank.  Dissarray at the minute here, but you can be sure there’ll be no fucking selling out on this site.  More soon…

Sly reveals The Expendables 3 will be PG-13, comparing the tone to the Bourne films: “We want as many people to see it as possible.” #Cannes
— Total Film (@totalfilm) May 18, 2014