5) Longer Hair
This might seem like a trivial request, but the first thing Rambo needs is some type of mullet. Well, not exactly a mullet maybe, but definitely longer hair. Rambo without long hair is like The Terminator without leather-clad biker gear and sunglasses. Or maybe it’s just fear of change, but I can’t see Rambo with shorter hair. I’m not sure how Stallone will look at his age with such a hairdo, but it should be fine. Come to think of it, Rambo needs to be leaner too, like Bullet to the Head lean.