So, do you want to improve your body building skills and ‘captivate the opposite sex’ with a manly fragrance using essential oils from the brilliant mind of Sensei Steven Seagal, from skills acquired during his wise years in Japan?
Then you probably need to check out the… Steven Seagal Health Line. Granted, this shit is long since out of production, but what is the cost of some eBay browsing in the face of being a healthy manly man, as Seagal himself envisioned?
Here is the original logline, from quite a few years ago.
**The following are the blends and massage oils that Mr. Seagal has put together to help us all to our path towards a return to pristine health. (Please refer to either Single Essential Oils or Essential Oil Blends for more information on all of Young Living Essential Oils and Oil Blends.
Paraway – The ultimate parasite-control system incorporating a synergistic blend of some of the strongest, most highly anti-parasitic essential oils. Take 2-4 droppers 3 times daily for 21 consecutive days. Ingredients: Garlic oil, Sesame seed oil, Olive oil, Vetiver, Melaleuca, Anise, Clove, Nutmeg, Black cumin, Fennel, Laurus Nobilis, Thyme. Part of the new STEVEN SEAGAL Health Line of products. (6200) 2 oz. $20.00
Trauma Life – Trauma Life is a companion for the Feelings Kit. This blend of Grade A essential oils is designed to neutralize difficult past experiences and negate the hold of buried emotional traumas as well as traumas relating to ongoing life experiences such as accidents, a death of a loved one, assault/abuse, etc. Ingredients: Valerian, Lavender, Frankincense, Sandalwood, Rose, Helichrysum, Spruce, Geranium, Davana, Citrus Hystrix. (6350) 5ml. $20.00
Seagal Power Meal – The ultimate power-packed, energy-boosting body builder and fortifier. Enriched with a mouthwatering wolfberry and malt flavor. Ingredients: Lecithin, MSM, Betaine HCL, L-carnatine, PABA, Choline (Bitartrate), Inositol, Manganese Citrate), Selenium, Pure vanilla bean, Chromium (picolinate), Boron (Amino Acid chelate), Trace Minerals, Protease, Amylase, Lipase, Lycium barbarum, Siberian ginseng root, Stevia Leaf extract, Rice Protein. (6300) (AVAILBLE APPROX. 11-18-97)
Desert Breeze Massage Oil – A relaxing Blend of fragrant essential oils designed to promote deep calming and tension relief. Ingredients: Melissa, German Chamomile, Roman Chamomile, Ylang Ylang, Bergamot, Rose, Blue Tansy, Valor, Lavender, Joy. (6050) 4 oz. $20.00
Ortho Sport Massage Oil – A super-charged massage oil custom-created for the professional athlete and the amateur sportsman. Ortho Sport is an enhanced version of Ortho Ease with a special, high-octane formulation. Ingredients: Wheat germ oil, Grape seed oil, Sesame seed oil, Sunflower seed oil, Sweet almond oil, Vitamin E, Birch, Oregano, Marjoram, Red Thyme, Peppermint, Eucalyptus globulus, Lemongrass. (6075) 4 oz. $15.00
Lion’s Roar – A masculine scent, ingredients consisting of a proprietary blend of essential oils. (6100) 1.5 oz. $25.00
Lotus Moon – An exotic, alluring proprietary blend of essential oils designed to captivate the opposite sex. (6125) 1.5 oz. $25.00**