Randy Quaid Detained In Canada

Whatever happened to Randy Quaid?  On the run from professional killers, according to Mr. Quaid himself.  His current location is in Canada, where authorities there have arrested him again.  He’s now scheduled to appear before the Immigration and Refugee Board in Montreal today.

Quaid was arrested in Montreal last May after becoming the subject of a nationwide arrest warrant when he stopped checking in with the Canada Border Services Agency.

Sporting a massive beard and shoulder-length grey hair, Quaid apologized at a subsequent Immigration and Refugee Board hearing and suggested he was ready to return to the United States to deal with an outstanding legal case and ultimately return to Canada.

Quaid and his wife fled north of the border in 2010, saying they were the victims of persecution.  The couple have sought to stay in Canada and have said they were being hunted by ‘Hollywood star-whackers,’ but their arrival in this country came as they faced a number of legal problems in the United States.

We suggest that Quaid gets in contact with a Steven Seagal based in Arizona.  He’s up on these matters, he’ll know what to do.