Real Mob Boss Slams De Niro & Pacino

This is probably the oddest news that will emerge this week.  Mob Boss Giovanni Gambino, son of John Gambino, has this week boasted that his local area is in lock down and that ISIS cannot possibly launch an attack because his ‘soldiers’ are now on patrol.

‘The Mafia has a bad reputation, but much of that’s undeserved,’ says Gambino. ‘As with everything in life, there are good, bad and ugly parts – the rise of global terrorism gives the Mafia a chance to show its good side.  The Mafia and its allies, however, are connected to neighborhoods in a meaningful way. Wherever the Sicilian influence is strong in New York, ISIS interlopers simply won’t be able to set up shop,’ he said in an interview with a Dutch radio station.

As for stars like De Niro and Pacino, Gambino told DailyMail.com; ‘I’m a big fan of Hollywood acting. My number one is De Niro, And my number two is Pacino. ‘I’m disappointed in Hollywood actors that they’re not stepping up and speaking out in public. Especially these guys who want to play the big boss in gangster movies. ‘Send a strong message that we are all together in fighting this monster called ISIS.’

Look man, there’s only one actor we need to send up against ISIS scum.