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REVIEW: Get Out (2017) – ManlyMovie

REVIEW: Get Out (2017)

There is one film that has caused somewhat of a sensation in the United States of America ever since it premiered in the last Sundance Film Festival. The movie got a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes & for what I understand, it means that everybody fucking loved it, everybody thinks it’s perfect. I’ve seen reviews of the movie online and it confirms that everybody loves this movie. According to it’s hype, it’s a fucking masterpiece!

I get the vibe that if the Academy Awards were held at this very fucking moment, they would award the movie in every category cause the movie it’s perfect. Forget the first two “Godfather” movies, forget “Saving Private Ryan”, “Goodfellas”, “Casablanca”, “Citizen Kane” or even “Gone with the Fuckin’ Wind”, this movie is better than all of them combined according to all the amazing reviews is getting. The movie I’m writing about is “Get Out”.

The movie debuted at number one at the box office the weekend it premiered & as of this moment three weeks after it’s release, it has raised over a hundred million dollars domestically with a reported budget of just under 5 million dollars, needless to say, the fucking thing is a fucking hit.

My friends and I wanted to see “Skull Island” but we have heard so much about this fucking movie and “Forbes Magazine” just declared the movie “Get Out” the movie I needed, my friends needed, America needed & even my unborn children needed to watch, so how could I ignore it. We had a couple of hours to kill so why not go see what the fuck the fuss was all about. I didn’t know much about it, only that it was a horror movie and it was about an interracial couple ( a white girl and a black dude ) & that’s all I knew, plus I’m always game for a good horror movie, so why not?

Having seen the movie and having seen so many positive reviews and watching people go crazy over this fucking thing, has led me to believe that anyone who gives it a bad review, will most certainly be thought of as a major asshole.
In other words…Sounds like a job for me! So here’s my review of this overrated “masterpiece”.

*Beware of Spoilers*
The movie starts with a black man walking through Suburbia, speaking on the phone looking for an exact address,
when unable to find the residence he’s looking for he gets frustrated because he’s nervous being in the suburbs, because compared to the hood , the suburbs are scary you know. I mean, how can a man relax without gunfire?!
Sure enough a car drives suspiciously near him and he gets pulled inside the vehicle by a mask individual. Movie starts okay.

Then we meet the protagonists of the story. They are a couple who are in love that happen to be an interracial couple. There’s the black boyfriend named Chris played by Daniel Kaluuya and the white girlfriend played by Allison Williams, who perverts like me know as the chick who got her salad tossed on the dreadful Lena Porkham HBO TV show “Girls”.

Chris and Rose have been dating for nearly five months, which in their world means that it’s time to meet the parents ( In my world it’s five fucking years but nevermind ). Rose wants to take Chris ( who is an orphan) to meet her folks but Chris is a bit apprehensive because Rose has not informed her parents that he is black but she assures him not to worry because her parents are super liberal and her dad even voted for Obama.

On the way to Rose’s parents house in a remote area of somewhere they hit a deer so they call the police and the cop that comes obviously has to give Chris a hard time even though he was not the one driving the car. The mood has been set.

We make it to Rose’s parents house and it’s a big beautiful home and they embrace Chris and they seem not to have a problem with him being black.
The parents are played by Bradley Whitford and Catherine Keener.
Chris notices that the parents have an all black staff and that they behave in a weird way but the dad is self aware of this & addresses the situation and why that is.

Here’s the thing about this movie, from the get-go one as a viewer suspects or believes that something bad is going to happen to this black kid in this white family’s home, however I would have liked if the movie would have gotten to it a lot sooner, instead it took forever to get there. Plenty of movies take their time to get to the final conflict but if the payoff is amazing you don’t mind the journey, however when the third act finally arrives and the truths are revealed & if the payoff is not that great, then the film feels like a disappointment and I think that is the case with this movie.

This movie to me has a problem when it comes to it’s tone. The movie doesn’t want to go too far with the humor and it doesn’t want to go too far with the horror, therefore it kinda gets boring, I actually dozed off a couple of times. Chris has a best friend played by Lil Rel Howery and he is actually hilarious in this movie but he doesn’t fit with the rest of the movie & it made me feeI that I would’ve rather seen a movie based on his character a paranoid TSA agent.

The performances are fine as a matter fact I think they are the best thing in the movie. The actors were good in their roles but this movie is being treated as if it’s the second coming which I disagree with.

The movie tries to point out to an extend the hypocrisy of even the liberal white people through satire which I can be completely on board with but the politics of these people can just be something they say to avoid suspicion.
As one can imagine social justice warriors and politically correct agents are crazy in love with this movie because it features white people being racists & attacking black people. I think this is the reason why the film is getting so much praise in the American Press.

Many years ago I went to the cinema to watch “Brokeback Mountain” (Insert your gay jokes here), I went with a girl I was dating at the time and I found it ironic that in order to get some pussy I had to go & watch a stupid movie about two guys that start playing butt fiesta with each other. That movie got a lot of praise and a lot of awards and I thought that the only reason why that was, was because it was a movie about two gay guys but had the movie been about a man & woman who were keeping their affair a secret cause they were married to other people, the critics would have given it bad reviews & would’ve called it a shitty Lifetime Network TV movie.

I believe the only reason this movie is getting so much praise is because it features rich white people being very evil & racist and if you’re going to praise a movie so much based on that, then you shouldn’t have a problem if there was a movie about black people being racist & evil towards a white person. I don’t think this film would have been made if the roles were reversed.

Now to clarify to SJWs, I have 0 problems with white people being portrayed as racists in movies, I just think there are better ones.
I know lots of readers of this site loved the movie “Green Room”

And I also happen to love the John Frankenheimer classic action movie “Dead Bang” starring Don Johnson, so if
you’re in the mood to watch racist white people do evil shit, then these are better movies to watch.

A few weeks ago I wrote about the state of black Cinema while I reviewed the movie “New Jack City” & I still wish they made more black films along those lines instead of these social justice warrior movies that are not even half as entertaining as the ones from previous years.

“Get Out” it’s not the worst film ever, however I don’t think it’s as great as they’re making it to be. I think the movie has good performances delivered by the actors, however I wished that it would have gotten to the point sooner since we knew eventually was going to happen.
The movie does not have enough comedy nor enough horror for me therefore I cannot personally recommend it but other people seem to like it but I think lots of those are bandwagon fans.

So there you have it, I’m the asshole that dared to give the movie “Get Out” a negative review. A much better horror movie out there right now is M. Night Shyamalan’s “Split” which I happen to like much more than this one.

This is just my opinion of the cinematic sensation that has taken over America the last few weeks. I’m pretty sure some people might think that I just did not get it because of my “privilege”, however in the current social climate we find ourselves in, lots of people act like the only ones that feel out of place are men that suck dick or have a certain skin tone. Feeling out of place is something that we all can feel regardless of race, nationality, ethnicity or sexual orientation. For example how about those adults that have to start over and are going to school with people half their age or are currently employed in a place that employs mostly people half their age. Or how about when you move and you find yourself in a new place not knowing anybody. Feeling out of place it’s not exclusive to a certain group. It’s a human feeling that we all have felt, so this whole notion that one does not understand feeling out of place because one it’s not such and such it’s bullshit.

“Get Out” might not be the worst movie ever but at this moment in time is overrated as a mothafucka’.

Mucho Macho

 

  • Just Some Polack

    Hahahahahahahaha, great review, Mucho. But I think while movies outside from our niche are reviewed here, I think we should give them special distinctions, because the newcomers might be a bit confused. You know, something like “Commie poison review” or “Meanwhile in Fagville…”.

  • Mullakrekar

    It’s anti white propaganda trash. Kill whitey! What else is new? Film at 11.

    • It’s weird cause Jordan Peele is half white and his wife is white πŸ€”

      • jim

        …put it another way..he’s half black and she’s a mudshark…

  • Snap!

  • Jacob Phillips

    I admit it, I thought the trailer for this looked interesting. However, now I might check out Dead Bang instead.

    • Mucho Macho

      Better movieπŸ‘

      • once again, you win with movie suggestions I’ve never heard of

        • Mucho Macho

          “Dead Bang” came out in 1989.
          Don Johnson tried to translate his TV mega-success to movies but he never really became that big leading man Superstar.
          But in this movie he is top notch. Really good performance by him and William Forsythe is actually in the movie as well, underrated film if you ask me.
          I got it on DVD very cheaply & I’m sure it’s on sale at a low price somewhere. Worth checking out IMO
          Good 80s actioner

          • its on my list this weekend!

          • Mucho Macho

            Awesome..
            When you watch it let me know what you think

          • i absolutely will

  • jim

    Things we all know are true but will never see in movies:
    1)Blacks are more destructive to whites than vice versa…and they are more dangerous to eachother …
    2)Jews despise non jews
    3)Homosexuals are insanely jealous of the straight world which is why they wish to mock it with nonsense such as gay marriage
    4)Moslems want to take over the world and then destroy it
    5)The white christian west (what’s left of it) is the only hope of mankind

    I have not seen this movie…and I’m not going to…I’ve seen more than enough “white people are shit” movies to last me a thousand lifetimes

    Dead Bang is cool….Green Room is a stone classic.

    • Mucho Macho

      I watched it..so now you dont have tooπŸ˜‚
      I remember back in 1996 “scream” started getting good reviews and became a word of mouth hit and this film it’s getting somewhat similar reviews to that and I was in the mood for a good horror movie which is what it’s being advertised as so I went to check it out.

      It’s being hailed as a masterpiece..
      So I figured someone had to be the asshole and expose it πŸ˜›πŸ»

      • Frenchie Pred the Imdb Legend

        Scream is great but the people were pissed because there was no minorities in the flick.

        • Mucho Macho

          Scream is a classic.
          I loved it

      • jim

        You are the guy who throws himself on the grenade for his brothers….I would like to say I’d do the same for you…but I am too bitter… and besides, I’m still struggling to process the concept of Charles Bronson practicing his dance routines with The Rockettes…Give me time…

        • Mucho Macho

          My friend I mentioned in the review that I had to go see “Brokeback Mountain” to get some pussy one time , so what I’m trying to say is that you don’t think good old Chuck did not plant his seed in one of those Rockette dancers?!

          Sometimes a man gotta do what a man gotta do. Our boy Chuck didn’t make that a career choice. You know he was trying to get his.

          A man acts like he gives a shit about the woman’s job and about what they’re saying, drink a little liquor, make a few jokes , make her laugh, act all attentive, next thing you know you’re in the Promised Land! You are getting Rockette Blow Jobs, Rockette Booty & Rockette Pussy!

          We must learn from these great men who came before us. If dancing with a Rockette would get me laid by one of them…
          You bet your ass I will dance my ass off πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸŽΆπŸŽΌπŸŽ΅

    • Der

      Ha ha ha ha white christian west are our only hope ,your only after insulting every other race and religion there is and that’s hope you really are a sad angry little cunt stick fuck me you get angry over a horror movie and your mankinds only hope ,your no ones only hope I’m a white catholic and I never EVER want a racist little closet homosexual like you ever talking for me haven’t seen the movie will watch it on vod might be good might not but I won’t shit my self over it like you ,have agree with mucho dead bang is an awesome eighties action movie romper stomper is still the best white supremacist movie ever made mabey American history x in second place .

      • jim

        Lectures from schoolbus bombers I don’t need…you belong with the muzzies..

        • Der

          Fake news

          • jim

            Cunt.

          • Der

            That’s definitely fake news

  • AlTeo

    Hilarious review, mate

    It’s not out here yet but because I follow a lot of American movie sites, I’m inundated by commercials and reviews of this film…I always thought it would be SJW-approved nonsense, looks like review confirmed it for me. I may give it a chance once it’s out on TV or Netflix or something, once the hype has died down, but I won’t hold my breath on it.

    On another humoruous note, Disney pulled the Beauty and the Beast release here because those wacky censors cut off the hyped “gay” scene for general approval. While that in itself is another comedic tale, apparently we have to accept the film uncut, or have none of it at all, and that’s the way Disney wants it.

    • Mucho Macho

      Thanx bro.
      I think you’re better off watching it that way and you might even think it’s alright but dude here in the american press it’s getting I’m not lying to you “Perfect film praise” you think it was the fucking “Godfather” or some shit.

      The movie “Beauty & The Beast” is gonna play of course in theaters here with the gay shit but some groups are protesting the movie because they feel like Disney and other companies are just pushing the gay agenda every chance they get.

      • AlTeo

        Ever since 2008, anything with a 100% rating has since lost all credibility knowing that it’ll probably decrease by the year’s end. Lots of shit gets upvoted in the IMDb top 250 and remain there for about a week or two, if they’re lucky. Hell, on that list Interstellar is ranked higher than Psycho, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Terminator and T2!

        So that’s why I feel a few handy reviewers and niche sites is all one needs to know exactly what they’re getting into or what to expect for upcoming releases.

        • Mucho Macho

          You are right, Very true.
          I don’t know much about rankings nor care about rotten tomatoes really , I just use it as a little bit of humor because I see it as advertised as “the movie that was at 100% at one point and blah blah blah”
          This movie has gotten positive reviews across the board and halfway through watching it I said to myself “what fucking movie were they watching?!”
          & also Since we are not being bribed by the studio πŸ˜€…

          • Max Borg

            Studios do not bribe reviewers. If they did, someone would have spoken out about it ages ago…

          • Mucho Macho

            I read & heard many things about it over the years. They do, sometimes with trips, set visits, etc. & sometimes when they give a bad review then they take those privileges away.
            Some movie sites or publication s have lost credibility because of that.

            I’m not saying all critics, reviewers or journalists take money but to say that never, never, never, ever a studio hasn’t thrown some money at a reviewer to write a positive review of a movie of theirs it’s a bit naive.

          • Max Borg

            It may have happened, but it’s not a widespread practice and none of the major studios do it, because they do not care about negative reviews (if they did, they would try to get more positive reviews for movies that people are on the fence about, as opposed to films like Get Out, which was going to make money regardless). Removal of privileges happens when you do one of the following:

            – Violate a review embargo (David Denby from the New Yorker was banned from attending Sony press screenings after posting his Girl with the Dragon Tattoo review earlier than agreed upon, and he loved the movie);

            – Admit in public that you pirate movies or TV shows (happened to a former colleague of mine);

            – Attack or slander the people who made or distributed the movie.

            Furthermore, studios do not cover the journalist’s expenses for junkets and set visits, specifically because they’re not allowed to do anything that would seem to interfere with the integrity of the reporting. Expenses are covered by the journalist’s employer, and it’s been like that for a few decades (Roger Ebert in his earliest days was one of the last critics to travel at studios’ expense). I know this from personal experience.

          • Dalton2000

            I open to a bribe

  • Mainline DnB

    “I found it ironic that in order to get some pussy I had to go & watch a stupid movie about two guys that start playing butt fiesta with each other”

    I seriously lost it at that brother, some seriously true words right there!

    • Mucho Macho

      The price we pay sometimes
      Lol

  • Frenchie Pred the Imdb Legend

    Watching this shit ? I’d rather chew brocken glass.

    • Mucho Macho

      Don’t bother.
      Not worth the bullshit hype

  • Mainline DnB

    Thanks for the heads up about “Dead Bang”. No matter how much of a film fanatic i think i am, every week a “new” film pops up by a director i know & love with a cast i know & love and yet i’ve never heard of it at all. The trailer looks great, going to watch it asap.

    • my thoughts exactly! Mucho never ceases to amaze me.

    • Mucho Macho

      It’s a kick ass 80s action movie.
      I think you’ll dig it.
      Worth checking out

      • Jake

        I just scrolled through the review and saw the trailer for Dead Bang pop up.

        Well played, sir. Well played.

        • Mucho Macho

          πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘
          It is a much better movie.
          Gotta give it some love
          Btw.. Don’t just scroll through the review…be captivated by every word
          Lol

  • Max Borg

    Leaving aside the fact that the movie doesn’t have a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, having a high score doesn’t mean everyone thought it was “perfect”, it simply means 99% of critics – in this case – gave it a positive review. The average rating, i.e. how much they liked it, is 8.2/10. In other words, not “masterpiece” or “perfect”.