How To Handle Your 1st Day In Prison – ManlyMovie

How To Handle Your 1st Day In Prison

Anyone going to prison soon?  If so, some helpful tips can be found in random conversations from The Sopranos.

On the first day, the green inmate might want to consider entering the mess.  Make sure to have a scowl on your face, in order to communicate that you are not one with whom to fuck with.  Step two is to search for the ‘biggest, blackest, motherfucker’ that you can find.

Challenge the target motherfucker on precisely what the fuck it is he’s looking at.  Whether the target motherfucker was even looking at you in the first place is irrelevant.  When the motherfucker suggests confusion about your challenge, show contempt for his response and terminate further dialogue.

Strike the motherfucker across the fucking nose.

Strike the motherfucker until he’s down, the get on him and beat the shit out of the motherfucker until the other inmates go fucking crazy, even the guards.  From that day on, no-one will look crooked at you.

The Sopranos: The Greatest TV Series of All Time.

  • Mucho Macho

    Robert Loggia was a cool mothafucker!

  • Mucho Macho

    You know what, I thought about this before. If I ever get accused of a crime that if found guilty requires me to serve jail time, from the second the trial starts I ain’t going to wipe my ass after taking a shit. I won’t shower, bathe, wipe, nothing.

    I’m going to have the nastiest, filthiest, dirtiest, smelliest ass known to mankind. Anyone near me will fucking faint from the foul smell and I guarantee you nobody will dare try raping my nasty shitty ass.

  • ColonelBobi

    That Feech scene is a legendary moment, in fact the whole of Series 5 with Feech and Tony B was great, maybe the best Sopranos season. The infighting with Paulie over the gardening/lawnmower business is fucking gold.

    Talking of Loggia this was maybe his most endearing role along with that scene in Lost Highway where he shows how to deal with tailgaters.

    • Mucho Macho

      Dude I still remember watching this movie in the theater mainly because of this scene. I remember I went to this small theater with a friend who was obsessed with David Lynch movies. I did not know much about the movie but when this scene came on I busted a nut laughing.

      It made the movie worth it …and Patricia Arquette’s naked body as well of course.

      • ColonelBobi

        Haha it was the only good part of the movie along with Arquette’s nude scenes. man she was a looker back then but quickly went to seed. Damn shame.

        • Mucho Macho

          You said it.
          Some women are like milk..
          They have an expiration date soon after being sold.
          Sad shit indeed😒

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  • The list

    Load of balls you keep head down and stand your ground only a fucking moron goes looking trouble in prisom