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Die Hard Is Getting A Christmas Children’s Book – ManlyMovie

Die Hard Is Getting A Christmas Children’s Book

If you have children then you already have no choice.  You’re getting them this book, this Christmas.  Die Hard is getting a Christmas children’s book.

A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic, written by comedian Doogie Horner, and illustrated by JJ Harrison, was inspired by the classic Christmas poem, Twas the Night Before Christmas.

But Santa isn’t bringing gifts and toys, instead he’s bringing machine guns and opening the doors to bank vaults.  Others will be able to relive the joy of flying around in helicopters shooting at people, just like Saigon.

Of course, I’d also recommend showing the movie to your children too.  I think many or even most of the people who read this site first witnessed Die Hard as children… and we turned out alright!

This book is available on October 17 for $17, although it is on Amazon for slightly less.

  • Avenging force

    Santa give me my detonaters

  • lol you’re right, I have no choice. I’m getting this for me and my one year old foster twins. My wife will laugh

  • Mainline DnB

    For my children? Screw the kids, i’m buying this for ME.

  • French Predator

    This is fucking good ahhahahaah

  • Stig Johansen

    Basically it is the novelization of Die Hard 5 then.

  • Matthew Schrank

    Ho Ho Ho now I have a………. ILLUSTRATED BOOK?