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REVIEW: The Fate Of The Furious (2017) Sucks

By The_Night_Rider

With each new Furious movie, Vin Diesel’s CGI car flies four miles higher through the CGI sky. And each time I become increasingly bored, agitated even. Walter Hill said once, during promotion...

REVIEW: Get Out (2017)

There is one film that has caused somewhat of a sensation in...

REVIEW: Dog Eat Dog (2016)

Run Time: 95 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Poor man’s early...

REVIEW: Hard Target 2 (2016) Blu-Ray

I kind of had quiet hopes for this film. If nothing else...

REVIEW: Sniper: Ghost Shooter (2016)

Well I guess we can finally answer the burning question that all...

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REVIEW: Code Of Honor (2016)
By The_Night_Rider on May 7, 2016
After the horrific Sniper: Special Ops, the recent Steven Seagal movie that marked possibly a new low in his career, we jump back up slightly...
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REVIEW: I Am Wrath (2016)
By The_Night_Rider on April 16, 2016
I wonder if John Travolta watched the movie ‘John Wick’ then, perhaps before he’d even finished watching it, called up his agent and said; “We...
REVIEW: The Walking Dead Season Six Sucked
By The_Night_Rider on April 5, 2016
I wondered several times while watching season six of The Walking Dead how much longer it would go on. Not ‘is there going to be...
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REVIEW: Countdown (2016)
By The_Night_Rider on April 4, 2016
Here’s a 90 minute quicksand pit of bush league boredom. And if you want my advice you should ignore this movie, even those of you...
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REVIEW: Red Dawn (2012)
By The_Night_Rider on October 1, 2015
Red Dawn is a tale about a bunch of metrosexuals, cheerleaders and supermodels resisting the combined forces of Russia and North Korea. Or generally speaking,...
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REVIEW: 4GOT10 (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on October 1, 2015
I really wonder why people like Dolph Lundgren and Danny Trejo involve themselves with schlock like this. I heard a few years back that Dolph...
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REVIEW: Tremors 5: Bloodline (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on September 28, 2015
I don’t really recall anything beyond Tremors apart from not making it through a sequel featuring Fred Ward. It may have been the second, but...
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REVIEW: Pay The Ghost (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on September 19, 2015
Nicolas Cage is master of the puzzled expression. Whether this comes extra naturally to him or not, I cannot say. But in this movie, Cage...
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REVIEW: 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on September 12, 2015
WWE continues to release movies that are oddly in contrast with their central pro wrestling programming. One is a noxious weekly brew of corporate political...
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REVIEW: The Transporter Refueled (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on September 8, 2015
Before watching this I had read from at least one source that the movie was extraordinarily sexist. I sat there baffled, wondering what the world...
[REVIEW] Pound Of Flesh (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on May 15, 2015
Runtime: 105 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Body doubles, misery… I wanted to like this movie. Maybe it was the premise – man goes...
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[REVIEW] Tremors 25th Anniversary Blu-Ray
By The_Night_Rider on May 14, 2015
You have to wonder sometimes why a movie that is clearly a cult classic could have a ’25th Anniversary’ Blu-Ray release, where practically no-one is...
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[REVIEW] Without Warning (1980)
By Guest Column on May 13, 2015
Something of an obscurity here – I’d never seen or heard of this flick from 1980 until recently. I was watching a documentary about the...
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[REVIEW] Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on May 3, 2015
I don’t remember much about the original, other than it being possibly mildly serviceable, truth be told I was talking with someone throughout the whole...
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[REVIEW] The Mercenary: Absolution (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on April 26, 2015
After 17 years of DTV slop, you begin to notice that there are three different types of movie Steven Seagal makes these days. The first and...
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[REVIEW] Wolf Warrior (2015), A Report From China
By Guest Column on April 6, 2015
Wolf Warrior Starring: Wu Jing, Sott Edward Adkins and Yu Nan This afternoon my wife wanted to see the new Cinderella but, thank fuck, we’d...
[REVIEW] Assassin (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on March 9, 2015
Runtime: 82 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Schlock Last year I read an interview with Danny Dyer, he was talking about his movie career...
[REVIEW] The Loft (2015) Is A Frustrating Mess
By The_Night_Rider on February 10, 2015
Runtime: 108 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Pinball machine narrative, overwritten and edited to death This movie, The Loft, with its curious majority of...

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