REVIEW: The Fate Of The Furious (2017) Sucks

With each new Furious movie, Vin Diesel’s CGI car flies four miles higher through the CGI sky. And each time I become increasingly bored, agitated even. Walter Hill said once, during promotion...

REVIEW: Get Out (2017)

There is one film that has caused somewhat of a sensation in...

REVIEW: Dog Eat Dog (2016)

Run Time: 95 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Poor man’s early...

REVIEW: Hard Target 2 (2016) Blu-Ray

I kind of had quiet hopes for this film. If nothing else...

REVIEW: Sniper: Ghost Shooter (2016)

Well I guess we can finally answer the burning question that all...

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REVIEW: Code Of Honor (2016)
By The_Night_Rider on May 7, 2016
After the horrific Sniper: Special Ops, the recent Steven Seagal movie that marked possibly a new low in his career, we jump back up slightly...
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REVIEW: I Am Wrath (2016)
By The_Night_Rider on April 16, 2016
I wonder if John Travolta watched the movie ‘John Wick’ then, perhaps before he’d even finished watching it, called up his agent and said; “We...
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REVIEW: The Walking Dead Season Six Sucked
By The_Night_Rider on April 5, 2016
I wondered several times while watching season six of The Walking Dead how much longer it would go on. Not ‘is there going to be...
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REVIEW: Countdown (2016)
By The_Night_Rider on April 4, 2016
Here’s a 90 minute quicksand pit of bush league boredom. And if you want my advice you should ignore this movie, even those of you...
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REVIEW: Red Dawn (2012)
By The_Night_Rider on October 1, 2015
Red Dawn is a tale about a bunch of metrosexuals, cheerleaders and supermodels resisting the combined forces of Russia and North Korea. Or generally speaking,...
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REVIEW: 4GOT10 (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on October 1, 2015
I really wonder why people like Dolph Lundgren and Danny Trejo involve themselves with schlock like this. I heard a few years back that Dolph...
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REVIEW: Tremors 5: Bloodline (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on September 28, 2015
I don’t really recall anything beyond Tremors apart from not making it through a sequel featuring Fred Ward. It may have been the second, but...
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REVIEW: Pay The Ghost (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on September 19, 2015
Nicolas Cage is master of the puzzled expression. Whether this comes extra naturally to him or not, I cannot say. But in this movie, Cage...
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REVIEW: 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on September 12, 2015
WWE continues to release movies that are oddly in contrast with their central pro wrestling programming. One is a noxious weekly brew of corporate political...
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REVIEW: The Transporter Refueled (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on September 8, 2015
Before watching this I had read from at least one source that the movie was extraordinarily sexist. I sat there baffled, wondering what the world...
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[REVIEW] Pound Of Flesh (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on May 15, 2015
Runtime: 105 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Body doubles, misery… I wanted to like this movie. Maybe it was the premise – man goes...
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[REVIEW] Tremors 25th Anniversary Blu-Ray
By The_Night_Rider on May 14, 2015
You have to wonder sometimes why a movie that is clearly a cult classic could have a ’25th Anniversary’ Blu-Ray release, where practically no-one is...
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[REVIEW] Without Warning (1980)
By Guest Column on May 13, 2015
Something of an obscurity here – I’d never seen or heard of this flick from 1980 until recently. I was watching a documentary about the...
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[REVIEW] Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
By The_Night_Rider on May 3, 2015
I don’t remember much about the original, other than it being possibly mildly serviceable, truth be told I was talking with someone throughout the whole...