Action
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End of Watch (2012)
I expected this movie to be shit, or at least mediocre. A story about two hardass cops when the cast is that airhead Jake...
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The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Runtime: 165 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Interminable, boring and a big question mark over contemporary film criticism A longer review today, because...
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U Jelly, Tarantino?
This past week, Quentin Tarantino took a shot at Simon West. Said Quentin; “I’m not interested in the Simon West version of Star Wars”. One...
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Skyfall (2012)
Runtime: 143 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: An overrated chore. Camp one minute, serious the next. I’m not a big fan of Bond movies....
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Expendables 3 hype under way: No Seagal or Cage
Gotta talk first about Fat Steve. Two weeks ago there were rumours of him being cast. Today he told Nextmovie that he was asked, but...
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Total Recall (2012)
Runtime: 118 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: The embodiment of all that is wrong with remakes Total Recall is a remarkably soulless chore....
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Stick a fork in ’em: These franchises are done
RoboCop RoboCop (2014) is upon us, a feeble attempt to lure in 13 year old Iron Man fans and 20 year old Dark Knight dickheads...
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Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning (2012)
Universal Soldier: A Day of Reckoning is a mean and nasty psychological thriller with a streak of incredible fight scenes running up its back. Its...
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Head Teacher Fired After Showing Chuck Norris Movie
Here’s a story about a teacher who was fired for showing a Chuck Norris movie at school; “A HEAD teacher has quit after allegedly screening a...
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First Blood 30th Anniversary/Lost Footage
First Blood was released 30 years ago this week, and its still the best of the four. Best Stallone movie too. Something to mark First...
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Taken 2 (2012) – Not Manly
Runtime: 98 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: An inferior sequel, made for the sake of it. Sad and tiresome. They say this is a...
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Top Five: Worst Action Sequels Ever
5) Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) The original movie lived up to its name. A real kinetic treat. Even dumbass Keanu Reeves got in on...
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REVIEW: The Walking Dead Season 2
When he said “The feminisation of TV is complete”, Dirk Benedict was onto something. He said the A-Team was the last TV show made for...
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Die Hard 5 shocks with decent trailer
This trailer just hit. And I’m a bit surprised. It looks better than expected. I rate John Moore as a director, but not as an...
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Incoming Action
October: Universal Soldiers The next 6 months will be a good time to be a fan of oldschool action. In fact, we may not have...
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Manly Movie: Heat (1995)
This is the best film of the 1990s. And that’s kinda saying something because the ’90s were massively superior to the comic-book riddled ’00s,...
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Manly Movie: Troy (2004)
Enter SandalMan There’s a few things wrong with this film. Namely Brad Pitt, his gay looking cousin and Orlando Bloom. I’m not sure ancient Greece...
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[REVIEW] Runaway Train (1985)
This movie is kinda like Lock Up with Stallone and Sutherland, where the Warden is nuts with an irrational hatred of an inmate. Though that...
