Reviews
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[REVIEW] Blackhat (2015)
Runtime: 133 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A dull movie with baffingly loose ends Since he celebrated his 72nd birthday last week, I hope...
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[REVIEW] Blood Of Redemption (2013) Is Diarrhea
Runtime: 85 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: The equivalent of spending 85 minutes watching a turd sliding into the toilet bowl. Blood of Redemption is another...
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[REVIEW] John Wick On Blu-Ray: A Must Own!
Runtime: 151 Mins (Total) Rated: R What To Expect: The return of Keanu Reeves in a movie with balls of absolute steel John Wick was...
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[REVIEW] Wild Card (2015) Isn’t Too Impressive
Runtime: 92 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Nice first half with good acting, fighting and comedy, but abandon ship for a bad second half...
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REVIEW: The Raid (2011)
Runtime: 101 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: The reigning king shit of 21st century action I’m updating some old reviews at the minute that...
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REVIEW: A Walk Among The Tombstones (2014) Blu-Ray
Runtime: 132 Mins (total) Rated: R What To Expect: A slow burning realist thriller that could’ve maybe lost a few lbs A lot of people...
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REVIEW: Terminator Genisys (2015) Screenplay
Runtime: 130 Mins (est) What To Expect: A screenplay that makes Rise of the Machines and even Sarah Connor Chronicles look like master works After...
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REVIEW: The Man In The High Castle (2015)
Runtime: 60 Mins Rated: N/A What To Expect: Ambitious alternate history project, the jury out If you’ve ever seen a little TV production called ‘Fatherland’...
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REVIEW: Everly (2015)
Runtime: 92 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A ‘Raid’ ripoff with tits I had no problem checking out Salma Hayek in an action movie...
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REVIEW: Interstellar (2014)
Runtime: 169 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: A movie more obsessed with being a masterpiece than actually entertaining its viewers Interstellar is another boring...
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REVIEW: American Heist (2015)
Runtime: 94 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A surprisingly well directed movie built on horrible screenwriting foundations If you watch enough independent movies and...
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REVIEW: Open Range (2003)
Runtime: 139 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Costner at his best There haven’t been that many great westerns since Unforgiven in 1992. That’s probably...
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REVIEW: Against The Sun (2015)
Runtime: 100 Mins Rated: PG What To Expect: A survival-at-sea thriller, unremarkable but not terrible Louie Zamperini, the man whose war experience the movie Unbroken...
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REVIEW: Hard Rain (1998)
Runtime: 97 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Underrated oldschool action, one of the last of the 1990s Hard Rain is a heist movie. And...
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REVIEW: Thief (1981) 2015 Blu-Ray Release
Runtime: TBA Rated: R/18 What To Expect: The ultimate Thief home release Michael Mann hasn’t made a good movie in a long time and hasn’t...
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REVIEW: Vice (2015)
Runtime: 96 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Bruce Willis cameoing in truly dire DTV schlock to make a buck, can’t be bothered to learn...
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REVIEW: Justin Lee Collins Vs Steven Seagal
Runtime: 50 Mins Rated: N/A What To Expect: The single greatest Seagal doc ever Do you know how many students of the wise Sensei there...
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REVIEW: Taken 3 (2015)
Runtime: 112 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Fatigue. And really, really horrible action sequences Liam Neeson is now guilty of getting high off of...
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REVIEW: The Gambler (2014)
Runtime: 111 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Slow and unsatisfactory ‘thriller’, with Wahlberg annoying more than entertaining Forty years ago James Caan appeared in...
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REVIEW: Unbroken (2015)
Runtime: 132 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Soulless amateur hour that wants to be timeless classic Another war movie review today. At least I...
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REVIEW: American Sniper (2014)
Runtime: 132 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Not Eastwood’s best, but more than watchable, superb action scenes I won’t bother getting into the political...
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REVIEW: Son Of A Gun (2014)
Runtime: 108 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: Sturdy enough gangster thriller, but almost ruined by romantic slush Small time criminal Brendan Thwaites ends up...
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REVIEW: The Interview (2014)
Runtime: 112 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: A film that seems like it was written by some 13 year olds who totally watched something...
