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  • REVIEW: A Hijacking (2013)

    By Somali pirates alone, there are around 150-160 attempted hijackings a year, that’s one every few days.  About one in four of those are successful,...

  • Pain and Gain (2013)

    Michael Bay hasn’t made a good movie since the 90’s.  Pain and Gain, with it’s relaxed budget looked set to change that.  The idea being...

  • The Fast and the Furious 6 (2013)

    Shark Jumping The word empathy is derided from the Greek word empatheia, which literally translated means passion.  To empathise with something, thus feel passionately about...

  • The Walking Dead Season 3

      Over-dubbed Squelching Noises Offer Little Improvement I took a huge shit on The Walking Dead Season 2. Let’s face it, that was a womans...

  • Top Gun 3D (1986/2013)

    “Then he was a jet pilot…” If the words ‘Then he was a jet pilot’ don’t make sense, google Rich Hall’s stand up destruction of...

  • Aliens: Colonial Marines (2013)

    Time for another tie-in review.  Words can barely describe how shit this travesty is.  But I’m going to try nonetheless. It’s supposedly a sequel to Aliens...

  • Gangster Squad (2013)

    I didn’t have much hope for this movie.  It looked like it had too many trending darlings in it.  For example, Ryan Gosling, the leftist...

  • Top Five: Manliest Movies of 2012

    5)  Lawless This is a movie that caught me off guard.  I suppose I ignored it because of the cast.  But it proved to be...

  • End of Watch (2012)

      I expected this movie to be shit, or at least mediocre.  A story about two hardass cops when the cast is that airhead Jake...

  • The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

      Runtime: 165 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: Interminable, boring and a big question mark over contemporary film criticism A longer review today, because...

  • Skyfall (2012)

    Runtime: 143 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: An overrated chore. Camp one minute, serious the next. I’m not a big fan of Bond movies....

  • Total Recall (2012)

      Runtime: 118 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: The embodiment of all that is wrong with remakes Total Recall is a remarkably soulless chore....

  • Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning (2012)

    Universal Soldier:  A Day of Reckoning is a mean and nasty psychological thriller with a streak of incredible fight scenes running up its back. Its...

  • Taken 2 (2012) – Not Manly

    Runtime: 98 Mins Rated: PG-13 What To Expect: An inferior sequel, made for the sake of it. Sad and tiresome. They say this is a...