The Seagull Chronicles, forged in hair grease and questionable police work, are a retelling of the misadventures of Sensei Steven Seagal. The agenda for this...
Runtime: 2707 MinsRated: 12AWhat To Expect: A well aged Cold War actioner seriesClick Here To Buy Airwolf – The Complete Collection: On Amazon I’d...
Runtime: 101 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Seagal’s last good movieBuy Exit Wounds On Amazon.com It took a while, but here, in...
Runtime: 90 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Dick jokes, fart jokes… uh, dick jokes? Who wrote this garbage? Because whoever you are, sir, you might want...
Runtime: 105 MinsRated: PG-13What To Expect: Blatant Gladiator rip off This is the second sword and sandals movie I caught this year. The first was...
Runtime: 108 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Bodies strung out. Bodies with the skins ripped off. The hearts torn from the cadavers! I remember when I...
Runtime: 90 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Disgruntled, a man sets out with gun… As far as Manly Movies are concerned, one tried and tested genre...
Runtime: 98 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Bad writing, poor acting, worse directing… This is another one of those films stuck in limbo between theatrical release...
Runtime: 105 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Mick Taylor doing his patriotic duty The original is a bit notorious, and aside from being pretty effective as...
Runtime: 109 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Dull whodunnit where thoughts wander to other things in life We can categorize Arnold’s movies. At the top...
Runtime: 150 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: A bloated thriller with some shaking-cam fight scenes Well, it should’ve been the best action movie of this year. ...
Runtime: 100 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: The worst thing that can happen to a sequel Few might realise it but before Gareth Evans and Iko...
Runtime: 96 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: A schooling session on how action sequels are supposed to be, Rambo beating up Sensei Kreese It has a...
Rated: RRuntime: 100 MinsWhat To Expect: Solid-steel transfer, shit extras I liken Jason Statham to a modern day Charles Bronson, coming off with a solid...
Runtime: 95 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: Failed humor and Sunday driving I sort of had high hopes for this movie, or at least as high...
Runtime: 620 MinsRated: TV-MAWhat To Expect: Old school spycraft, mediocre disc treatment You’d be surprised where moles are and have been. Worse than the double...
Runtime: 87 Mins Rated: R What To Expect: The worst movie ever distributed I don’t want it to look like I’m one of those people...
Runtime: 87 Mins Rated: NR What To Expect: A robust, manly Aussie apocalypse thriller The horror genre has practically become synonymous with paranormal overtones,...
Runtime: 102 MinsRated: RWhat To Expect: 100 minutes of dull unworthiness descending upon you. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but the trend these...
Runtime: 180 Mins TotalRating: RWhat To Expect: A release worthy of the movie if not overly thorough We declared Escape Plan to be the Manliest...
Runtime: 110 MinsRated: PG-13What To Expect: A proper comic book flick more fun than anything Christopher Nolan has done1996’s The Phantom is another comic book...
Runtime: 360 MinsRated: TV-MAWhat To Expect: Class actors working from class writingAs mentioned in our recent editorial on the growing value of TV, if you’ve...
Playtime: 2 HrsWhat To Expect: The worst movie video game adaptation of all time. A redefinition of the word hatred. Video game adaptations of Manly...